Monday Morning Pet Peeve: I HATE Jon and Kate!
Rarely do I use the word "HATE", but in this instance, I really do HATE Jon and Kate! These two bastards have managed to completely ruin the lives of 8 innocent children and redefine the term "disfunction".
Is it me, or am I the only one that thinks putting these two opportunistic, self centered jackasses on full blast is just a waste of space! Every time I see, hear, or read about Jon and Kate I want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty screwdriver! (BUNG BUNG!) And rarely do I read about the EIGHT CHILDREN they have! That's proabably what pisses me off the most. That these children are highly neglected. Yeah, I know, they are probably living with relatives or staying with friends whenever their disfunctional ass parents aren't parading them infront of cameras to extend their crappy 15 minutes of fame. But kids need their PARENTS....BOTH OF THEM!
These two idiots aren't even thinking about the embarrassment they are causing their children and their families. How would you feel if everyone knew your parents business like that? These news articles, pictures, magazines are forever. Anytime someone looks up their names, these things will come up. These children are going to get teased like no other and it will hurt. Kids are cruel.. and so are parents.
So to you Jon and Kate, if I ever catch you in the streets just know that I will drop kick both of you in the throat! I will knock those hair plugs straight off of Jon's pea shaped head! No Warning! No Heads up! Just straight Jim Kelly your ass!
OH yeah, almost forgot! And to you Richard and Mayumi Heene(Baloon Boy's parents), you and your wife are gonna get two slaps. One for being douche bag parents who don't give two S#its about your children and just want to be "reality" stars, and two for naming your kid "Falcon"! What the hell???