Monday, October 19, 2009

Monday Morning Pet Peeve: I HATE Jon and Kate!

Rarely do I use the word "HATE", but in this instance, I really do HATE Jon and Kate! These two bastards have managed to completely ruin the lives of 8 innocent children and redefine the term "disfunction".

Is it me, or am I the only one that thinks putting these two opportunistic, self centered jackasses on full blast is just a waste of space! Every time I see, hear, or read about Jon and Kate I want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty screwdriver! (BUNG BUNG!) And rarely do I read about the EIGHT CHILDREN they have! That's proabably what pisses me off the most. That these children are highly neglected. Yeah, I know, they are probably living with relatives or staying with friends whenever their disfunctional ass parents aren't parading them infront of cameras to extend their crappy 15 minutes of fame. But kids need their PARENTS....BOTH OF THEM!

These two idiots aren't even thinking about the embarrassment they are causing their children and their families. How would you feel if everyone knew your parents business like that? These news articles, pictures, magazines are forever. Anytime someone looks up their names, these things will come up. These children are going to get teased like no other and it will hurt. Kids are cruel.. and so are parents.

So to you Jon and Kate, if I ever catch you in the streets just know that I will drop kick both of you in the throat! I will knock those hair plugs straight off of Jon's pea shaped head! No Warning! No Heads up! Just straight Jim Kelly your ass!


OH yeah, almost forgot! And to you Richard and Mayumi Heene(Baloon Boy's parents), you and your wife are gonna get two slaps. One for being douche bag parents who don't give two S#its about your children and just want to be "reality" stars, and two for naming your kid "Falcon"! What the hell???

Monday, October 12, 2009

Monday Morning Pet Peeves - Necon response to Nobel Peace Price Laureate Pres. Barak Obama

I agree with President Obama when he said he's doesnt really think he deserves it. There is still work to do and I think he is on the right track, but maybe the folks in Oslo should have waiting a year. With that being said, I am still very proud of our President, as should the rest of America. The backlash against President Obama's award seems a bit.....irrational. Along with the wildly unreasonalble backlash against Health Care Reform, this ranks up there as a "WTF" is wrong with you moment. I honestly feel that the Nobel committee is giving this award to Pres. Obama because it feels that the President is on the right track to repairing our image as well as engaging the rest of the world in a civil dialoge instead of wagging our fingers at the world like a dictatoral parent. As Rachel Madow explains, he is not the first Laureate to win based upon effort. I'm sure he will not be the last.

To those Necons that really HATE Obama in their heart of hearts, I would LOVE to know why? What is it about Obama that you really HATE? We've had 8 years of Necon/Rovian policies and look where that has gotten us. WHY do you insist on going back to policies that are OBVIOUSLY leading to the death of the greatest nation in the world?

Thursday, October 8, 2009

95 LIVE Mix RE:posted!

I'm reposting a new link to my 95 LIVE mix so that more of you can download it. I know alot of people haven't been able to download it, so I hope this helps.

95 LIVE Mix (SendSpace)

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

New Foreign Exchange!

Phonte and Nicolay, better known as The Foreign Exchange, are going to be releasing a new album soon. I can feel it in my bones! But here is a little taste of their new single "I Wanna Know", and for anyone who works like a Hebrew Slave, you can relate. Enjoy! Peace!

The Foreign Exchange - ''I Wanna Know'' from The Foreign Exchange on Vimeo.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Monday Morning Pet Peeve on Tuesday - Workout Edition!

OK, before I get into it, just a quick note...I will be Djing in Baltimore this weekend at a new BLAZIN' hot club called MIST. If your in the area or just in the mood for some good music, please stop through. There are drink specials and all that good stuff. Oh and don't forget to download my newest mix from the "95 LIVE" party at Steve's Bar Room!

OK, I try to go to the gym on my lunch break. So needless to say, time is at a premium. I go at that time because I don't like to BS in the gym or waste time. I like to be in and out as quickly as possible, then I don't have to worry about it for the rest of the day. So I'm walking over to the squat rack and there are some weights there. There is a guy with some dumbbells standing like 4 feet away from the rack. I ask, are you using this.. he said "yes". OK fine, if your going to super set or something with the dumbbells and rack, be my guest. I walk over to an adjacent machine, and before I get on it, this jack holes says, "Aye, I'm using that too!". WTF?? So riddle me this Batman, how are you going to use three pieces of equipment at the same time? I let it slide, again, and go to a different machine. While I'm using this machine, I see this guy pacing around, looking out the window, looking at himself, doing everything but lifting some damn weights! I wanted to hurl a 12lbs dumbbell at his head!

When I go to the gym, I go to work out and get out! So if you plan on going to the gym to socialize and pretend like your working out, make sure you do it later in the evening when all the other douche baggery is there in their matching workout gear and unnecessary weight belts!


Thursday, October 1, 2009


Back on Sept. 9th the boys from Commonwealth gave me the honor of DJing '95 LIVE', their weekly homage to everything 90's! I recorded two hours of my set for your listening pleasure. If the download limit is reached, just download it the next day. I'm not taking it down, so don't worry.. it will be here.

Things have been a little rough on this side of town, but I'm getting through it one day at a time! Hopefully I will be able to post more here as well as on twitter @djoz713.

God Bless.

95 LIVE 9/10/09